So humor me, please....
I have always taken pride in a cavity free mouth. Every time I visit the dentist, they comment on my beautiful mouth of teeth. (Thanks for the braces, mom and dad!) I brushed and flossed regularly as a kid and my worst nightmares included my teeth falling out. Well, there was that one time I had a tiny cavity. But it doesn't count. It was so small I didn't even need Novocaine when it was filled.
See? Nice teeth. But not nice double chin...
And, yes, I laugh a lot.
I did not go so far as to convince the dentist to agree with my definition of "cavity " just to make myself feel better. I needed no Novocaine, so there is not a chance I'm calling them cavities! Not ME! And not him, either!
So if you could just keep this quiet for me, I would appreciate it, and so would my mouth. It has a reputation to uphold, you know.
~Alright, back to regular programming. Thank you very much. If you want to read other Not Me nonsense, head over to Jennifer's place. It's a great place for some laughs on a Monday morning!